I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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