i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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