What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
