umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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