He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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