Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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