No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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