i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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