If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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