Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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