glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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