the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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