mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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