I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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