3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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