Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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