Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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