Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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