I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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