i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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