I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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