The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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