Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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