I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just pee around me
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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