I didn't shave. On purpose
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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