So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
