Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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