i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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