That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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