Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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