no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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