it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Bang-toberfest begins!!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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