The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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