i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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