Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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