I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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