Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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