I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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