So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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