Don't make out with my wife yet
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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