we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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