I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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