is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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