Do you still have your period?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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