so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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