no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's never too late to be topless.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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