just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.