the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face