let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you