I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just googled if crying burns calories
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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