taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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