Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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