love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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