NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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