all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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