I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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