some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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