Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
soo... how was my night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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