the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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