So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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